Thats my friends is Rick.  I like fucking Rick.  He’s good looking, has a very nice penis if I may say so…golf clap….and he sticks it in me in ways that I like very much.  Whenever I  think of Rick, I think of sucking his dick on the edge of my pool.  I enjoyed that.  Kind of getting a bit damp thinking about it now.  So, lets move a way from that before I end up fingering myself and not finishing this silly blog.  You can buy this video in my Store, you can join my site and get access to all my videos.  My Videos are always one of three prices.  $12, $10, and $8.  Joining my site is $10 for 5 days or $20 for 30 days.  Now you know.  So you buy now…me love you long time.

Look, I like dick.  I like to hold them, taste them, let them feel the inside of me.  I just do.  There is nothing wrong with that.  It doesn’t mean anything else.  It doesn’t make me a retard.  It doesn’t make me a drug addict, alcoholic, or anything else.  It just means I like dick.  In fact, as odd as it may sound, I am probably living a more squared away life than the vast majority of you.  I just choose a penis as my hobby.  No drugs, very very little alcohol, and though I don’t eat the greatest…I work out pretty hard.  With that said, I must sadly admit, porn is getting really out of shape.  It used to be where I would find the hot chicks, see the best dicks.  Now I see a bunch of pudgy muffin toppers shaking a fat ass for a quarter like they might have a touch of downs.  If I never have to see some asshole “twerking” her fat ass, which she will miraculously claim it’s from working out, it will be to soon.  I hate to live in the past but come on, it seems the best days of porn are behind us.  Unless you go overseas.  They seem to be kicking out some real fit and trim hotties.

Yes, I am gay.  Sometimes.  It depends on the day and the chick but I will lick box with the best of them.  I prefer my chicks slim, trim, ready to rock.  Chubsters talk a marvelous game but before you know it they call for a couch break with refreshments.  Of course, I’m getting old, so maybe a chubster is just what I need.  Nah, I can’t deal with it.  Fat bellies ruin mounds.  The fuck you say Brooke?  You heard me right, the mound silly!  The mound is the most mouth watering part of a chick.  It’s making me drool thinking about it right now.  Fat bellies, loose bellies, they spoil the mound.  It’s the chicken wing effect.  Tight bellies give that mound a dip right before the rise that you can bounce a quarter off of, the visual alone makes it the same as a crispy, crunchy, superbly cooked, mouth watering chicken wing.  Fat belly mounds are all rubbery and spongy, there is no dip but sadly only a ski hill down to it.  I equate it to a rubbery chicken wing…you’ll eat it but you won’t be particularly cheerful about it.

OK, where were we?  We actually weren’t anywhere.   I have acknowledged it’s surprisingly troublesome to fuck in my Jeep.  There, now we’re somewhere.  Seriously, it ain’t easy.  I tried.  Several times.  I suppose next time I’ll just bend over the tires; I have forty inchers so they are the appropriate height for leaning over.  Unless the dude is short or has tiny dick…then all bets are off again.