So, sometimes I like to give handjobs. Just for fun of it. I need nothing in return, just a messy finish is my satisfaction. Just like guys like to play with boobs and boxes, I like to play with dick and balls. It’s a thing. I have given handjobs in cars, elevators, offices, boats, airplanes, a bathroom at a dinner party, just about everywhere. I have a thing for handling cocks, one might say. That’s what the above video is all about. Enjoy it, I know we both did! It is a true video. I really jerked an 18-year-old off in my RV. I had to double check his ID twice. His dick never went down. I wanted to fuck him but he wasn’t tested so I jerked him off a second time. You can get this video by JOINING MY SITE or in MY STORE.
Incest porn. It’s showing up everywhere. The Taboo models, aka Crack/Meth Zombies, are making it in drogues. Don’t feed the meth heads folks. Anyone willing to make or appear in Daddy does Daughter, Mommy does son, is saying that they would like to fuck their own children. That’s a problem for me. The people making this shit usually can’t make it anywhere else so this is what they do to feed that substance abuse thing they normally have going on. Just saying.
Porn news. Jesse Jane is back in the news. As usual, she is bright light on the industry. Here’s the story.
Jesse Jane ended up in handcuffs after beating the hell out of her boyfriend following a night of drinking … at least according to cops, who arrested the porn star for domestic violence.
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … the famous porn star was arrested early Wednesday in Moore, OK on suspicion of domestic violence after she allegedly punched her boyfriend in the face and bit off a chunk of his hand.
According to the arrest report, obtained by TMZ, officers responded to a call for a domestic disturbance and when they showed up to the residence, Jesse and her BF were in the driveway, and he couldn’t open his bloody left eye and there was a bite mark on his left hand.
The report says the boyfriend told cops he and Jesse were drinking the night before, and he woke up to Jesse throwing his medication in the trash — she claims it was steroids — so he confronted her, and she became upset and attacked.
According to cops, Jesse told officers her boyfriend picked her up by the neck and threw her into a wall, but the report says police did not observe any injuries on the adult film star’s body other than a small spot of dried blood on her forehead.
Jesse was arrested and hauled off to Cleveland County Jail, where she was booked on a domestic violence charge. She’s since been released.
Oh how the mighty have fallen with Jesse. She has reduced herself to a chubby booze soaked felon. Only time we see her anymore is when she is getting arrested for being drunk or strung out on drugs. Anyway, I am emotionally constipated; I haven’t given a shit about her in a long, long time.
What’s the definition of a surprise? A fart with a lump in it. Just saying. I know. I’m a chick I can’t say that. Get over it Mr. If you haven’t figured out by now I tend to say whatever I want. Complain to the Admin. Wait, I am the admin. Complain to the server people. Wait, I own the server! Complain to me then. Duly noted. Fuck off.
Sometimes my jeans rub me the right way and I get turned on. It’s an added benefit of having such a big clit. I can also tell you another benefit is that when a cock is sliding in me, my clit is getting a long, very pleasant rub as well. Both ways, in and out. Hence the reason I don’t need a vibrator to cum most of the time. Sometimes I use a vibrator but mostly because I like to switch things up. Depends on the dick. I am not a one dick girl. I like variety of dicks. They all get the job done unless the dude it’s attached to is a complete moron, and that happens from time to time. I had a guy tell me once he was going to Donkey Punch, whatever that fucking means, my insides with his dick. I told him if he even tried I was going to Serial Killer Slash his nuts off. I don’t know what he was thinking. I don’t want to be destroyed, pounded, or otherwise fucked up in any manner, I just want to cum. Is that to much to ask for? I promise, I’ll make sure your penis leaves with a smile on it’s face.