So here is a video with myself and Rio, aka Hotwife Rio Blaze, which you can find on TWITTER RIGHT HERE. It is a badass video. It’s quality porn, stuff that’s hard to find anymore. We didn’t need any guys to sit around and think up a plot, we did it ourselves, picked a dude, called him, and fucked the shit out of him. Oh, while we were waiting for him to show up, we decided to eat each other out. We filmed it all and made a video out of it. True story. You want this video. You should JOIN NOW to get it or buy it in my STORE FOR $11.99 It’s worth all 40 minutes of it!

Let’s talk threesomes. I prefer two guys and me. I like a dick in my box and one in my mouth. I know guys want two girls, but there are limited tools to work with at that point. Guys don’t like to compete, but you aren’t. Believe me, when I say I equally want both of your cocks and sperm, let us not forget the sperm. People hate when I say sperm. They want to hear “cum.” I like sperm. It sounds nastier. I want to drink your sperm sounds way harsher than I want to swallow your cum. I like to go harsh. It’s sexier. Cum is an essential part of sex for me. I like it. I like to taste it, feel it, see it. The more, the merrier. I know some girls gag just from seeing it. Not me. I remember the first time I cheated on someone in a serious relationship. We were fucking over a chair in an office, and when it was time for him to cum, I wanted to impress him, so I pulled him out of me and swallowed his load as it pumped in my mouth like I was drinking from a fountain. He was impressed. I still finger myself thinking about that night. Another night I drank down two loads of sperm from the same guy. I got home very late, and the next morning my man smelled his cum on my breath before I even woke up. Busted. I am not a very faithful person. It’s one of my flaws. Anyway, threesomes. They are fun. I prefer the one on one better, but I won’t turn down a trio with a few hot dudes or a couple. Two chicks are fun, but there is limited interaction. I like my chicks all to myself. They require more precise handling than guys, and I want to concentrate my energy on her and her alone. Guys, all I have to do is stick your dick in my mouth or my pussy, and we are good to go. I have even given double handjobs and was told it was the best sex they ever had. I leave you with this wisdom. “3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you ‘HANDSOME,’ don’t take it as a compliment!”

I get a chick boner for all kinds of things. My clit gets big, fat, and hard, just like a dick. I saw an outline of a dudes dick in his jeans the other day, and just like that, my chick boner was poking at my shorts. I followed a hot Asian lady around Target yesterday, and boom, my chick boner complete with precum dribble made a wet spot in my shorts. Teach me never to wear underwear. I get chick blue balls as well. If I don’t get off for whatever reason, my clit aches and my lips throb. It hurts. Thankfully vibrators and dildos solve the issue. This may be way too much information. Disregard the above.

The big difference between men and women is what comes to mind with the term “facial.” Just saying.

Weddings are stupid. I hate going to them. People spend themselves bankrupt throwing them. To me, weddings are nothing more than an expensive way to let your entire family know you are fucking that night. I could be wrong. I fucked a guy once less than a week after he was married. Till death do you part, my ass. Well, at least he came in my ass.

Gotta run. Have a great weekend, everyone. Sorry, this one was a bit weird, I don’t have the time to go back through it and pick out mistakes and weird shit.

Brooke

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