So, was going to do a creampie video yesterday but the tests results were not complete so that ended that.  What it didn’t end was an awesome blowjob, hand job, video with huge pumping load of cum at the end.  That my friends is what I like to see.  You can get the whole video in my STORE or you can simply JOIN NOW for all my videos and updates.  This is a good one so get it one way or the other!  Creampie is cumming next!

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I don’t wear underwear.  Sometimes my big clit rubs on my pants.  Which, makes it bigger and harder.  It’s a Catch 22.  I will tell you something most people don’t know about me.  I am so good at rubbing it discretely that you won’t even know I’m doing it in front of you until you see it poking out.  Then I walk away, leaving you scratching your head.  Don’t try this at home folks, could end very differently for guys, like a trip to the jailhouse.

I tried to change a password to “penis.”  It said it was to short, I needed a longer one.

Neighbors know what I do.  They watch me like a hawk.  I wonder what they think I’m doing in my house when I have people over?  Hard to even guess.  But, I can just imagine.  Best part is they would be correct.  Just saying, I do some weird shit in my house.  UPS showed up the other day and I had half of a silicone naked man with a twelve inch dick on the table.  I was going to masturbate with the help of the business end of my fake man.  Don’t judge me.  He didn’t come in but he looked through the open blinds and did a double take.  If he stayed a bit longer I would of let him watch.  I like being watched.  It’s kind of my thing.  My fake man has an asshole in it.  It’s frustrating because I have nothing physically attached to me other than my fingers to fuck it with.  What I would give to grow an actual dick to stick in that hole.  I need some magic dick grow powder to make that happen.  Should check on Ebay for that.

What would men do if they had a vagina for a day?  My guess is immediately hit the produce section at the grocery store.  I suppose they could go to the local sex store and buy a dildo but are you guys fans of buying large plastic cocks by yourself?  I suppose you could see if you could shoot ping-pong balls twenty feet with it but that seems less likely.  Finger it is a given.  If I had a dick for a day I would jerk it off.  I think I could find a girl real quick that would let me fuck her with it.  Hell, I’d pay her if I had to.  I would have to know what it feels like inside someone.  I would need the balls to though.  Thats important.

lol.  Getting complaints from girls who didn’t like my dick pic theories.  Lots of complaints.  I heard your objections, considered, and promptly filed them in the trash.  I, the supreme court of Brooke, deem that you are not entitled to post pics of yourself nude, looking for accolades, and then get all cunty when someone returns with a penis pointed proudly at you.  For fuck sakes, making their cocks hard is the result you were trying to get in the first place, then you act shocked that it actually happened.  Nope.  Enjoy your dick pics.  It’s a penis.  Long, hard, just waiting to be held.  What's not to like?  Guys… quick hint here… shave your junk for christ's sake.  The big nasty afro bush of hair is frightful.  Just saying.

Why do you people insist on asking me political questions?  Look, like my sex life, I swing both ways.  I want strict border control but healthcare for all here legally sounds peachy to me.  Wrap your mind around that lefty and righties.  That’s right.  I would kick Juan Gonzales ass right back to Guatemala for jumping the fence.    Don’t care about how fucked up Guatemala is.  Step the fuck up and fix it fuck face.  You know, like we did, way back when, a thing called the Revolutionary war.  Sure, you will probably die.  Shit happens.  But at least you went out like a man.  Instead, you expect us to do it for you.  Now, I never served in a war but my past and current boyfriends and husband did.  They have the balls to step into flying machines, grab rifles, pull their boots on, and proceed to kick some serious ass, even if it means they die doing it.  I don’t see that in any of these greedy, selfish, line jumping, me me me, illegal immigrants.  Nothing.  Nothing but weakness and self entitlement.  They want us to do it for them.  Fuck you.  Insert Soup Nazi joke here.  No check for you!!!  And….. there goes about half of my followers.  Don’t care, never was about how many people like me.

Love ya

Brooke