The guy in the video above was actually an Amazon delivery kid.  He recognized me when he delivered my package.  Now, I am not saying this is how his actual delivery went but after talking with him briefly, I asked him if he wanted to be in a video.  He said yes.  This video is as porn cheesy as they get.  He didn't last long and his balls must of be extraordinarily full because he left me with the thickest, massive load of cum I have seen in a long time.  Check out the trailer, you can see the whole movie on my Members Site or you can get it in my Store!  Click HERE TO JOIN  or Click HERE FOR MY STORE

Alright.  It’s hump day.  I plan on getting humped on hump day.  Ever just need a good hump?  I am in one of those “I need a good fuck” moods.  Getting fucked is like playing cards, you better have a good partner or you will need a good hand.  I’m sure whoever I find today will do just fine. 

Update.  Since I didn't get around to posting yesterday, I thought you should know that yes, I did get laid and yes he did a fine job of doing so!  That is all.  Carry on.

 
Went to the gym today.  I enjoy checking out the girls.  I try not to be obvious but I get caught perving anyway.  I wonder if it makes them more uncomfortable or less if it’s a chick checking them out?  Who knows?  I try not to check the guys out too much, even if they are attractive.  They catch me and then talk to me which fucks up my workout.  I know, self-serving but it is what it is.  Guys look gay in tight pants but then again it’s the only way I can get a preview of what they are packing.  It’s a catch twenty-two.


Look, I am not a fan of “squirting” as it’s pissing and I am a firm believer of it belongs in a toilet then keep it in the toilet.  This chick turns me on immensely though.  I would marry her.  If I was married to you, I would divorce you and marry her no questions asked.  I’m just saying.  I guess I would just have to get used to the pissing.  Watch this video and the way she moves and her facial expressions as well.  Makes me as wet as her floor is!


I get emails from weirdos who randomly write me.  Cut and paste from one.  “You are a dirty scum whore.  God is watching you and see’s everything you do.”  To which I replied “Well if he is watching, I at least want to be entertaining!”  He replied with a bunch of names and expletives.  I blocked him.  I never went for the whole sea splits and millions of people walk through it and not one of them gets their feet muddy.  But, if that's your thing, then I say by all means.  Just leave me out of it.


Camping.  If it wasn’t for the weird fucking I never would go.  You can do some seriously weird fucking when you camp.  Especially if you go with a group of people willing to fuck.  Or at least cheat.  They say one match starts a forest fire but fuck if I can get a campfire started with a whole damn box.  Last time I went camping I caused a divorce.  Seriously.  I blew a guy in the woods and he felt so bad about it he told his wife.  While we were still camping nonetheless.  I tried to explain that if it didn’t go in my box, it isn’t cheating.  She wasn’t having it and left.  Shortly thereafter the divorce papers were on the way.  I don’t see the big deal.  It was a blowjob.  He emptied his balls in my mouth.  So what.  It’s not like we wanted to go on dates and lovingly hold hands over a candle-lit dinner.  I enjoy giving blowjobs.  He wanted to empty his balls down my throat.  I like balls emptying down my throat.  It was a match of convenience.  Plus, she didn’t enjoy doing it so in reality; I was doing her a favor.  He had a nice cock, long and thick, but he became super unattractive after calling me a whore for tricking him into it.  Then, unbelievably, a few months later he wanted to get together.  Didn’t happen.


There is a saying, It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop at the end.  Kind of like you don’t need a parachute to sky dive, you need a parachute if you plan on skydiving twice.  Where am I going with this?  I have no idea.  Just seems relevant somehow.  Never mind.  Forget I wrote this.


I don’t back up when I write these things.  If they seem weird, it’s because I don’t delete or rewrite.  I take about twenty minutes to spit one of these out.  If I had to go back and re-read or edit…I’d be at it all fucking day.  Just in case you wanted to know.